.. eureka, there it is ... and sitting right next to it is this huge, black, double ended, dildo. Well. Heading back, I stop in the doorway in my best Miss World presentingmyself to the judges pose; you know, sort of half turned with the heel of your right foot raised so that your thighs rub together and your right knee juts forward; raise both my arms aloft and shout out: "Lookee what I found." Left hand corkscrew, right hand huge dong. Well, I don't know what I expected from Pippa, but a huge grin cracksacross her face and she starts doing ‘gimmee hands' ... and I don't believe it was the corkscrew she wanted. I chuck the dildo across to her, slump down on my end of the sofa and set about trying to get the corkscrew out of the bottle; which proved to be far more difficult than it should have been mainly because Pippa is slurping noisily whilst doing her best impression of deep throating her plastic friend. Eventually, I end up pushing the cork into the bottle and manage to pourus. It’s my Cookie Sale Activity Pin. That’s the pin part on the inside there.”“Kristin, you’re getting to be quite something behind this badge.”“Our Girl Scout Law tells us to respect authority. So first, how many boxes of Thin Mints do you want? They’re not that expensive.”I wish Boy Scouts didn’t just sell Christmas trees. I’d buy some chocolate Easter bunnies and ask about his lifesaving merit badge. How does that CPR work?10) The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate. What I’ve noticed is that it doesn’t scare off sex either. It’s after sex that he flakes out.11) Bigger isn’t always better. Ghirardelli doesn’t sell big pieces of chocolate and it’s good stuff. Big chocolate items usually taste like wax. Chocolate Easter eggs come to mind. Small is just a different kind of enablement.So let’s ask the experts.1) Ask the chemist.Brain fluctuations accompanying sexual thoughts could involve some amphetamine-like chemical whose level in our brain goes up when we meet the right.
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